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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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You guys will never believe this.
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After 20 years of being overlooked, I
have finally been recognized by my peers
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at the Organization and been nominated
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for an Orgi award! Best Foreign Mission!
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What?!
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Okay, I know it's taken a lotta time,
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but Best Foreign Mission, that's
the most prestigious category.
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People would kill for that nomination.
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I'm pretty sure that's how
you get that nomination.
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It's taken a lot of blood, sweat and tears,
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and most of those tears are over
it taking so long to be nominated.
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But, um, my time has come.
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That's my girl.
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Hey, guys. Guess what.
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I have been nominated for an Orgi award.
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It's, like, Best Foreign
Mission or something like that.
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Can you believe it?
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After only one year of
being in the Organization.
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Must be like beginner's luck or something.
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So you guys wanna celebrate
over some mac and cheese?
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Get out while you can.
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Why's everybody hatin'
on the mac and cheese?
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life, no way to learn
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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Mom, is there a problem?
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No, there's no problem.
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Everything's fine.
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Right as rain, couldn't be better.
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Hunky dory.
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Really? Because things don't
seem neither hunk nor dory.
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Everything's fine.
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But you're not the only one
nominated for Best Foreign Mission.
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Oh, really? Dad got nominated?
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No. Me!
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Oh. Mom, that's awesome.
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The Cooper ladies representin'.
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You don't seem too happy about that.
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- I'm happy.
- You don't look happy.
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- I'm happy.
- You don't sound happy.
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I'm happy, okay?
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I'm very, very happy.
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You might wanna text
your face and let it know,
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'cause right now, you look a little grrrr.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Mom, would you like me
to decline the nomination?
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No. I would never ask you to do that.
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That would make me a terrible
mother and a horrible human being.
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There's no reason why you should drop out.
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Unless you want to.
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Or you love me.
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Mom, that was a test,
and you failed miserably.
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No, I'm not dropping out.
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You know what? Fine.
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Fine. Then try not to be a sore loser.
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I don't really know what
type of loser I'd be,
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because I've never really lost at anything.
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I also don't know what it's
like to not be nominated,
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but I'm sure you could
tell me all about it.
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(Inhaling loudly)
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Come on, baby.
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Nice tuxedo, Dad.
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Thank you.
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Whose is it?
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What are you talking about?
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This is mine. Wore it to my wedding.
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Oh, really? Did it fit then?
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I happen to think it looks great,
considering I've had two kids since then.
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You do know how having kids
actually works, right, Dad?
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You wouldn't be here if I didn't.
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Looking good, Mom.
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Thank you.
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Wow! You look fantastic!
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Thank you. And I like your tux.
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Thank you.
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Does it come in your size?
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It is my size.
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Almost.
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Listen.
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I love you, sweetheart, but
you've been a little nasty
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since those nominations came out.
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I want you to put a smile on your face,
and go make up with your daughter.
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Can you do that for me?
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All right, Craig.
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I have been acting like an idiot,
competing with my own daughter.
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I should be ashamed of myself.
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Hey, KC honey, I love you.
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Will you come down here so I can apologize?
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Coming.
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Okay, so I'll apologize,
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and then the whole family will
go out and have a good time.
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That's what I'm talking...
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What the heck do you think you're wearing?
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A dress suitable for
a 16-year-old girl.
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And what are you wearing?
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My new dress. I just bought it.
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At what store? Forever Inappropriate?
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What'd you say, Ernie?
Need help with your bowtie?
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Yeah, I'll be right up there, buddy.
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Mom, what is your deal?
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Oh, KC, I'm embarrassed.
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I don't know why I'm acting like this.
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Honey, I really am proud of
you, and you deserve to win.
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And you know what? When you do, I
will be cheering louder than anyone,
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because I love you.
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You're my baby girl.
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(Retching)
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All right, point taken.
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I laid it on a little thick.
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But I meant it.
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(Vomiting)
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KC, are you okay?
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Yeah. Suddenly I felt a
little sick to my stomach.
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It sounds like you have food
poisoning. What did you eat?
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Just that pasta that...
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- you made me.
- What are you saying?
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I'm saying you did this to me.
You poisoned your own daughter.
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KC, do you honestly believe
that I would ever poison anyone?
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Well, you did it to the
enemy agent in Luxembourg.
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It's how you got the
nomination in the first place.
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You made me sick to my stomach.
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Literally.
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(Vomiting)
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Oh, honey.
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Okay.
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Yuck. I can't believe I'm
nominated in the gadget category.
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I thought it was an honor
just to be nominated.
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Please. I've competed against an
I Heart New York bottle opener
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and a stapler.
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Me, the world's most sophisticated robot,
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up against things you
find in a junk drawer.
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At least it's better than my category.
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Not nominated at all.
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Those are the nominees
for Best Supporting Spy.
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What do they have that I don't?
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Skills, looks, a personality, the
ability to grow facial hair.
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Okay, Judy, enough. I get it.
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A sense of style, girlfriends,
a functioning pituitary gland.
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Want me to go on?
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Suddenly, I'm not sure I want to go on.
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I feel awful about KC.
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I mean, here I am at
this fancy awards dinner,
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and she's at home feeling
sick, thinking the worst of me.
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Come on, Kira, it's just the two of us.
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Did you poison her?
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Did you?
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Of course not.
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I swear on your tight tux.
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It's not tight.
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Just cuttin' off my
circulation a little bit.
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(Feedback whines)
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
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and welcome to the 30th annual Orgi awards.
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I'm television's Buck Marshall,
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host of Fly Fishing With Buck Marshall,
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Tales From the Morgue With Buck
Marshall, and my brand-new game show,
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Pass the Buck With... you guessed it
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Buck Marshall.
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I'm told that this is the third
time that I've hosted these awards,
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although for the life of me, I
don't have a single memory of it.
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I could say the same
for my second marriage.
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(Rim shot, audience laughter)
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He used that same joke last year.
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Maybe tonight, they can erase
our memory instead of his.
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Don't worry, KC.
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Marisa is here
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I will nurse you back to health.
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Marisa, just because you skip class
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and spend most of your
time in the nurse's office,
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does not make you an actual nurse.
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Besides, you hate being around sick people.
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Yes, except when I have a huge test
coming up that I didn't study for.
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So just sit there and breathe on me, sicky.
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Marisa, you do realize you
can't catch food poisoning.
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Well, not with that attitude, you can't.
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Now come on, throw up on me.
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Less yappin', more yackin'.
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Marisa, all I wanna do
is drink some of my tea,
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keep it inside of my
body, and go back to sleep.
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Let me help you.
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And now, nominees for Best
Performance On A Foreign Mission...
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This is it, this is it.
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Whitney Larson for Canada.
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Harris Russo for Estonia.
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KC Cooper for Monrovia.
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Hey...
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And Kira Cooper for Luxembourg.
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All right!
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And the Orgi award goes to...
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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Folks, I don't think this
is part of the program.
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Truth be told, I didn't
go to the tech rehearsal
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because you people don't pay enough.
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What is goin' on?!
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I'll tell you what's goin' on.
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Nobody's going anywhere.
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This is not good.
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Tell me about it.
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I was just about to go to the bathroom.
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All your weapons have been disabled.
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My people are coming around
to collect your devices...
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phones, laser guns, earrings, all of it.
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Bup-bup-bup.
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Hand over that wig, lady.
It's not my first rodeo.
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All right, now let's make this easy.
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I'm looking for the agent
who put away my father,
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Tony "The Big Toe" Tolentino.
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That's right.
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I'm Tony "The Big Toe" Junior.
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Big Toe Junior.
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Wouldn't that make him the little toe?
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No, that does not make me the little toe!
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I resent that insinuation.
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So which one of you is Agent 8433599?
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Okay, fine.
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I'll question each one of you
until I find out who it is.
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No one's going to tell you
anything, so do your worst.
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These agents have been trained to withstand
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- incredible physical pain.
- We have?
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Were you not trained yet?
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Yeah, you're not gonna like this at all.
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If Agent 8433599 doesn't come forward,
we'll start eliminating you one by one,
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starting with her.
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Great. They're starting
with Whitney Larson.
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My odds just got better.
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Kira!
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We need to contact KC and
let her know we need help.
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But his device shut down
all outgoing communication.
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Not when you have your
own built-in satellite.
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Take that, I Heart New York bottle opener.
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KC, someone's put the
Orgi awards on lockdown.
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We need you to get us out.
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Help us, KC Cooper.
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You're our only hope.
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My family needs me.
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I'm strong, I'm focused,
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- I'm invincible.
- (Stomach rumbling)
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I'm gonna need your help
to get off this couch.
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Marisa, could you please
just pick a lane, please?
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Fine. I pick this one.
257
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(Groaning)
258
00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:30,385
And unfortunately, my stomach
is left in the other lane.
259
00:12:30,387 --> 00:12:32,387
Marisa, could you please just chill it out?
260
00:12:32,389 --> 00:12:37,192
I don't know why I didn't pass my
road test the first two times.
261
00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:39,628
Those guys at the DMV
must've had it out for me.
262
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:44,433
Pick up the pace, grandpa.
We got lives to save.
263
00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:51,273
Psst.
264
00:12:53,609 --> 00:12:55,077
Ooh, child.
265
00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:06,555
- Dad, it's getting dangerous.
- I know.
266
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,390
We can't wait around anymore.
267
00:13:08,392 --> 00:13:09,891
I'm goin' in.
268
00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:12,861
(Laughing)
269
00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:14,629
Bless you, Ernie.
270
00:13:14,631 --> 00:13:17,399
I can always count on you to
make a joke and lighten the mood.
271
00:13:17,401 --> 00:13:19,634
I'm serious.
272
00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:22,304
If I can be a hero in front
of the entire Organization,
273
00:13:22,306 --> 00:13:24,873
then I'll finally get
the recognition I deserve.
274
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,809
How about you get recognized
as the guy who sat there
275
00:13:27,811 --> 00:13:29,044
and didn't do anything stupid?
276
00:13:29,046 --> 00:13:31,279
That's an order, son.
277
00:13:35,318 --> 00:13:38,253
All right, we can't wait
around any longer. I'm goin' in.
278
00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:40,322
Goin' in was my idea.
279
00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:42,457
Stop trying to take credit
for everything, Ernie.
280
00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:43,558
No wonder they didn't nominate you.
281
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,627
They didn't nominate you either.
282
00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:48,597
Look here.
283
00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:51,733
I think you need to grab your men
and get outta here right now.
284
00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:54,302
- Oh, you want us to leave.
- Yeah.
285
00:13:54,304 --> 00:13:56,505
Okay. Pack it up, boys. We're leaving,
286
00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:59,474
'cause this guy asked us nicely, you know/
287
00:13:59,476 --> 00:14:02,110
Go scratch, man.
288
00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:04,746
Okay. I'm only gonna say this once,
289
00:14:04,748 --> 00:14:07,749
- and for your sake, I hope you're listening.
- (Grunts)
290
00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:12,354
I have 50 sticks of dynamite
underneath this tuxedo.
291
00:14:12,356 --> 00:14:17,592
I don't believe you could fit 50
sticks of gum underneath that tuxedo.
292
00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:24,699
If your brilliant plan is to save
everyone by blowing them up,
293
00:14:24,701 --> 00:14:26,701
you're definitely not
the agent I'm looking for.
294
00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:28,737
So...
295
00:14:30,139 --> 00:14:32,774
Well, I tried.
296
00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:42,684
All right, Marisa, I'm in,
and I'm feeling better.
297
00:14:42,686 --> 00:14:44,386
I think I'm all puked out.
298
00:14:44,388 --> 00:14:47,355
Thanks for doing doughnuts
in the parking garage.
299
00:14:47,357 --> 00:14:49,558
Marisa, I need you to pull
up the building's schematics,
300
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,526
and find me a way to get to the ballroom.
301
00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:54,129
KC, I don't know how to
bring up the schematics.
302
00:14:54,131 --> 00:14:57,065
Frankly, I'm not really sure
what the word schematics means,
303
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,434
but if it's anything like
mathematics, not your gal.
304
00:15:01,037 --> 00:15:02,571
Oh, I did it.
305
00:15:02,573 --> 00:15:04,039
I did it!
306
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,374
Great. That's great. Can
you tell me where to go?
307
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:08,543
Well, according to this map,
308
00:15:08,545 --> 00:15:11,680
you should go find someone
who knows how to read a map.
309
00:15:11,682 --> 00:15:14,649
Marisa, you can do this.
310
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:19,554
Okay, um, just pretend like the
ballroom is a cute boy's bedroom.
311
00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:22,691
Okay? And his parents are in
the living room watching TV.
312
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,526
What are they watching?
313
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,494
Jeopardy, okay? They're watching Jeopardy.
314
00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:28,563
And he's not allowed to have anyone over
315
00:15:28,565 --> 00:15:31,866
- Why?
- Because he called his sister a butt face.
316
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:34,035
He sounds
like... - No.
317
00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:37,872
He's not anti-women,
he's just anti his sister.
318
00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:40,875
Okay? Now tell me how
to get to his room. Go.
319
00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:42,844
Okay, okay, yes.
320
00:15:42,846 --> 00:15:45,614
Use the fire escape and
go up to the second floor,
321
00:15:45,616 --> 00:15:47,082
make sure the coast is clear.
322
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:50,619
Oh, and take off your shoes so his
parents don't hear your footsteps.
323
00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:53,054
Rookie mistake.
324
00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:57,192
Now there should be an air vent
thirty paces to your left.
325
00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:59,194
Wow!
326
00:15:59,196 --> 00:16:01,329
Spy stuff is fun.
327
00:16:03,699 --> 00:16:06,301
- Oh, no, to your right, to your right.
- Girl!
328
00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:08,470
Okay now shimmy shimmy ten more feet,
329
00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:11,473
and then, you can drop down
into the utility closet
330
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:14,342
near the secret back
entrance to the ballroom.
331
00:16:17,313 --> 00:16:21,116
You mean to tell me there's a secret
back entrance to the ballroom?
332
00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:22,550
Why am I crawling through an air vent?
333
00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:24,386
What is wrong with you?
334
00:16:24,388 --> 00:16:28,490
Um, I don't know. Maybe
it's that I'm not a spy.
335
00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:30,759
Now you crawl on your belly,
336
00:16:30,761 --> 00:16:33,495
and get to that cute boy's
room before another girl
337
00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:34,929
sends him a text, and
the next thing you know,
338
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,931
he's taking Heather
Watson to the Spring Fling,
339
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:39,134
and you've got nothing better
to do on a Saturday night
340
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:41,569
than try to catch food poisoning.
341
00:16:47,276 --> 00:16:49,244
What?!
342
00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:51,746
I get hungry when I'm under pressure.
343
00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:54,816
Your tuxedo must be starving.
344
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:59,521
Hey, Little Big Toe, why don't
you interrogate this one next?
345
00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:03,858
I think there's a good chance Big
Mouth here is Agent 8433599.
346
00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:09,531
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the agent I'm
looking for isn't nine years old.
347
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,132
Have you checked your eyebrows?
348
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:14,002
Maybe the agent you're looking
for is camping out in there.
349
00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:18,340
All right, come on. It's
time to interrogate the one
350
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:21,209
that's dressed like Taylor
Swift's little sister.
351
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,378
(Stammering)
352
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:27,015
First of all, this dress
is appropriate for any age,
353
00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:31,319
if you have the legs for it, and I do.
354
00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:33,555
Now get down and call off your goons.
355
00:17:33,557 --> 00:17:34,789
(Chuckles)
356
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,459
Okay, I really don't see what's so funny.
357
00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:41,162
The laser guns we use, they're
activated by our fingerprints.
358
00:17:41,164 --> 00:17:44,065
So go ahead. Pull the trigger.
359
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,934
See what happens.
360
00:17:46,969 --> 00:17:50,138
- (Clicking)
- Oh, thank goodness.
361
00:17:51,707 --> 00:17:53,975
The fingerprint technology
is still in beta phase.
362
00:17:56,812 --> 00:18:01,116
But with that kind of bravery,
maybe you're Agent 8433599.
363
00:18:04,053 --> 00:18:06,488
Yeah, there's no way she won that award.
364
00:18:08,324 --> 00:18:10,844
But you know what? She does have
the legs to pull off the dress.
365
00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:24,706
Oh, hey.
366
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,708
Um, I think I may be in the wrong place.
367
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,610
Is this not Kevin Finkelberg's bar mitzvah?
368
00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:31,579
Oh, man, this is awkward.
369
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:32,947
My bad. You know what?
370
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:34,916
It's all right. Don't worry about me.
371
00:18:34,918 --> 00:18:37,639
- I'll just find my way out.
- I think you're right where you belong.
372
00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:42,457
At least, now you are.
373
00:18:42,459 --> 00:18:44,626
KC, are you okay?
374
00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:47,028
I wish I could see what was going on.
375
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:51,633
Wait a second. I think I can...
376
00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:53,601
The live video feed.
377
00:18:53,603 --> 00:18:56,371
Oh, I got the live video feed.
378
00:18:56,373 --> 00:19:00,041
Oh, oh, oh. This is not
looking good for you, KC.
379
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,743
Oh, I can't watch.
380
00:19:01,745 --> 00:19:03,478
How do I shut this off?
381
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,381
Oh, uh, lighting controls.
What does that do?
382
00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:10,652
That's right, bad guys.
383
00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:13,488
How about a little mood lighting?
384
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:15,957
While we're at it, how
about a little mood music?
385
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:19,194
(Dance music plays)
386
00:19:26,735 --> 00:19:27,902
Oh!
387
00:19:27,904 --> 00:19:30,472
Sit down. I'm still in charge.
388
00:19:30,474 --> 00:19:31,506
Don't you hurt KC.
389
00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:32,674
Oh, KC.
390
00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:35,844
Don't you mean Agent 8433599?
391
00:19:35,846 --> 00:19:38,746
Yep. You figured it out.
392
00:19:38,748 --> 00:19:42,283
I'm the one who put your father away
'cause he was a lowlife, just like you.
393
00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:44,519
I'm Agent 8433599.
394
00:19:44,521 --> 00:19:47,589
I'm gonna do something
actually worth nominating.
395
00:19:47,591 --> 00:19:50,024
She's lying.
396
00:19:50,026 --> 00:19:53,761
I'm Agent 8433599.
397
00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:56,631
They're both lying. I'm Agent 8433599.
398
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,667
No, no, no, no, no. Don't
steal my hero moment.
399
00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:03,204
I'm Agent 8433599.
400
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:07,675
No, I'm Agent 8433599.
401
00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:10,478
No, I'm Agent 8433599.
402
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:15,049
All: No, I'm Agent 8433599.
403
00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:16,751
Enough!
404
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:25,793
For the record, I am not Agent 8433599.
405
00:20:27,162 --> 00:20:29,631
Hey, Dad, flex your guns.
406
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:30,832
I don't have any weapons, KC.
407
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,467
No, not that kind of gun.
408
00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:34,335
The gun show.
409
00:20:34,337 --> 00:20:36,871
Oh, yeah.
410
00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:38,773
How about that?
411
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:44,879
Thanks, Dad.
412
00:20:44,881 --> 00:20:46,214
Oh, by the way, killer tux.
413
00:20:49,084 --> 00:20:52,854
Well, don't forget to say hello to your
father for me in prison, Little Toe,
414
00:20:52,856 --> 00:20:54,989
'cause you're going away for a long time.
415
00:21:03,265 --> 00:21:07,168
KC, I'm really sorry for the way I acted.
416
00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:11,105
I guess seeing you nominated
your very first year,
417
00:21:11,107 --> 00:21:15,276
and your being so young and having your
whole life and career ahead of you,
418
00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:18,846
I don't know, honey, it
just made me feel so...
419
00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:21,716
so... old.
420
00:21:21,718 --> 00:21:24,953
Mom, old? Really?
421
00:21:24,955 --> 00:21:27,755
You just saved every
agent in the Organization,
422
00:21:27,757 --> 00:21:30,191
and you did it wearing a
cocktail dress and stilettos.
423
00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:31,960
Mom, you're not getting older.
424
00:21:31,962 --> 00:21:33,962
You're getting better.
425
00:21:33,964 --> 00:21:35,897
Oh, honey, thank you.
426
00:21:35,899 --> 00:21:39,801
Look, even if I win tonight,
I'm gonna give you the award.
427
00:21:39,803 --> 00:21:41,536
Because you deserve it.
428
00:21:41,538 --> 00:21:43,838
And I'm proud of you, kid.
429
00:21:46,308 --> 00:21:48,743
Welcome back, everyone.
430
00:21:48,745 --> 00:21:50,411
It's starting.
431
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:52,580
Craig, come over here.
432
00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:55,550
Now where were we?
433
00:21:55,552 --> 00:22:00,655
Oh, yes, the Best Performance
For A Foreign Mission.
434
00:22:00,657 --> 00:22:04,292
And the Orgi award goes to...
435
00:22:04,294 --> 00:22:07,128
- Kira Cooper!
- Yes!
436
00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:14,969
I won, I won, and
you lost, and you lost
437
00:22:14,971 --> 00:22:16,537
Yes, yes!
438
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,341
Thank you, thank you.
439
00:22:20,343 --> 00:22:22,176
Oh, my gosh.
440
00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:24,512
This was totally unexpected.
441
00:22:26,815 --> 00:22:29,150
I mean, I never thought that I would win.
442
00:22:29,152 --> 00:22:33,488
But, um, this isn't just about me.
443
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:35,423
No. Um...
444
00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:39,027
I'd like to dedicate this award to
445
00:22:39,029 --> 00:22:45,433
all the bad guys whose butts I kicked
to make this award possible! Yes!
446
00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:48,036
Thank you, thank you!
447
00:22:48,038 --> 00:22:51,839
Uh, Mom, I think you
forgot to mention someone.
448
00:22:51,841 --> 00:22:54,809
Look what I did! Yes!
449
00:22:54,811 --> 00:22:57,078
You are comin' home to Mama!
450
00:22:59,348 --> 00:23:01,115
Rob, your name's on TV.
451
00:23:01,165 --> 00:23:05,715
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